Dear Ceiling Fan

A blog inspired by random ridiculousness with Kayla K.

Dear Ceiling Fan/Feminism

Please send me a heterosexual man, not bi, just plain old straight.
Please make sure all his parts are in working order and can get the job done.
Please let him love musicals too, but remember still straight.
Make him a lot like the people who I already hang out with, but you know.
Oh and my mom would like for him to be tall, so when I have kids they will be of average height, instead of being short, like myself.
It would be nice if he had an accent, like British or Australian, yes that would be lovely.
I think that's all I really need, I mean I could ask for more, but I won't.

Amen and like whatever and shit.

Almost Optimistic

I just took a sleeping pill, and I am about to curls up on my best friend's boyfriend's tiny couch.

Life has gotten the better of me recently in some very interesting ways, some really shitty things have happened, could happen and are currently happening.

But right now, I am really content. I am at peace and looking forward to the future, hopefully these feelings last a while.

I get the feeling they might.